So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

Right. Everything’s in place then. Bet you’ve never flew first class before.

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Wait, what?

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So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

Which reminds me, I ha it in my head that you’re flying back with us. I meant to double check with you in case I needed to schedule you a different flight.

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I’d rather just stay there, but I doubt I can do that. So sure. 

So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

Yeah, but it’ll save me from a headache.

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You won’t notice I’m there until I get off the plane and you go for your changeover. 

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So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

I think I’ll be a gentleman and let you two ladies sit together and gossip.

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I’m not much for gossip. 

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So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

You keep my wit sharp.

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To think this takes no effort on my part. You’re in for a long flight with me. 

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So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

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Part of the reason why I like you is because I hate you, you know that?

Ah yes, your hatred fuels me. 

So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

That is so not surfer dude. That’s just straight Hawaiian.

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Pidgin, brah. 

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So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

I was only joking but now I’m mildly offended. Like you can do better.

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Boddah you? Brah, don’tchu be givin’ me da stink eye. 

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So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

It’s only awkward if you make it awkward, miss.

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Hearing you speak beach slang is weird. 

So the pool is disgusting. 

clark-phoebus:

Totally rad, dude.

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This just became awkward. 

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